No, it'll be a contest to see who can fit the most bacon into a barrel with themselves in it. The winner will be who can fit the most bacon in the barrel and close themselves in it. Bacon in your stomach counts.
And you have to eat the barrel itself? Dang. I don't know if my teeth/digestive system are up to that task. Unless the barrel is actually just a bacon weave, stuffed with more bacon. Then i just need my cholesterol medication ready.
And what about Canadian bacon? And what about other concerns like sausage and eggs? . . . Ooh, ooh! Pancakes!
Looks like we are still in the barrel on this one. Maybe the barrel line queue gives some of us a little edge on when we get to break your game for you.
Well clearly people who are active on the forum will be more favored for testing as they have already shown they give feedback. I'm sure thousands who want to be in the beta arnt even on the forums at all. In fact, I'll play any race/class combo Jon tells me too, just to test them. You hear me Jon? ANY combination !
Clearly. And your post count will determine your starting HP. Your "like" count, unfortunately, is still of unknown use. I'M JOKING.
Likes = persuasive power = female/male wiles = XP points for spell casters *this is not the barbarian horde you are looking for....* AM I JOKING?? AM I??!?
My most recent "likes" received seem to have transformed me into a forum "Ogre." That's got to count for something.
I dunno, it looks like Jon reached the "Blue Manchu" rung pretty quickly. And (visual) evidence indicates proximity to "Mushroom Warrior" status, so that says something. . . . Yeah, it says I'm tired right now. The "funny" centers of my brain stopped working.
(hum think bacon/barrel related activities.) hum i think i have it a barrel made out of bacon witch is stuffed with other smaller barrels made out of bacon and you have to get in the smallest one, go down Niagara falls and last one alive wins! that's good right?
Sniff, sniff.... That does make me feel a bit better. Oh, I forgot to congratulate Sir Knight on making Ogre. Hmm what's next on the ladder? Troll maybe???? Couldn't resist.
