Ozyola's Oddments: Custom Item Photoshopping!

and slashing, piercing?

Yes why dont we list every attack type possible.

 

You got ninja'ed

 

Chaosmage
Silver, Rare, Boost
Trait. Attach to self. Duration 3.
When you play a Magic Attack card, the damage type is changed to a random value.
"Let's see just how adaptable you are..."

 

Don't forget crushing!

 

Ector forbid!

 

Cave in does crushing damage.

 

Unrelated to elemental themes, I thought of this card idea a while back and only remembered about it today. See what you think.

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Sorry for the overly-complex second half of the description - what I'm trying to say is, 'if any damage is left over after being divided (or if the damage cannot be divided into groups at all), it is distributed to characters on that team in the order they appear on the bottom of the screen.' So, for example, if I had three characters on my team, and someone hit my 'Share the Pain' character with an 11-damage attack, four damage would be dealt to the first two characters displayed and three to the last one. If anyone can think of a better way of summing this up, please tell me!

 

Overly complicated for little gain. You could have worded it "Attach to target ally. Any damage that character takes is equally divided between all allied characters, excess damage is not shared."

 

Iiiinteresting. Do you expect it would work like most attachments, triggering after armors and prior attachments? Or would it work in the "block" step, triggering if all the blocks in the hand failed, and then dividing damage before armor was applied? I agree with Stexe that having the remainder target the original victim sounds like a simpler plan, and, in my mind, a more interesting one - greater potential variation in the amount of damage done makes for more interesting choices, in my mind.

If it is applied before armor, that could make for a very interesting team composition, built around distributing damage among many characters with Reliable Mail, Mimetic Crown/Mimetic Armor, Barbed Plate, or other such armors. It could also lead to interesting counter-play, where you attempt to target one of the other characters, wear them down to low health, and then finish them off at range by striking the Share the Pain'd character. That said, a lot of good play is distributing damage between your characters wisely, and this card does that extremely well in many circumstances. I think the meta this card would encourage, were it prevalent, would be interesting, but not necessarily my favorite.

Photoshopping is fun, though!

 

If there are 2 characters with "Share the Pain" AND "Vulnerable", and either one is hit with 1 or more damage, they both immediately die.

1 -> 3 (from vulnerable) -> 1, 1, 1 (shared). The ally takes 1 damage -> 3 (from vulnerable) -> 1, 1, 1 (shared). Repeat.

 

Good point - I agree, it was overly complicated!

Yes, I was thinking Share the Pain would trigger after blocks and before armour, so each allied character could reduce a portion of the damage with their own armour cards.

Perhaps the description could be changed to only trigger on damage from an enemy controlled card, instead of damage caused by cards like Share the Pain or Vulnerable?
Alternatively, maybe the card could only be attached to one ally at a time. The following would have to be added to the description: 'If a copy of Share the Pain is already attached to another ally, discard it immediately.'

 

Use the 'unpreventable' keyword to avoid recursion. and a lot of other weird stuff.

At the very least, the shared damage to other targets should be unpreventable.
Because having those damage gets prevented by armor seem quite too strong.

I thought about this but didn't say it before because I thought this thread was just for funny ideas only.

 

Me too. I hope we get back to ridiculous, but I'm drawing a blank at the moment.

 

Nothing to see here!

 

It's reference to this (I think): Three wise monkeys --- see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil

In that case we are lacking 2 more monkeys! get to work, guys.

BTW, ... your card is more like 'do no evil'.
I would have made it the following instead:

See no evil
boost/handicap
Trait. Attaches to yourself. You and characters in your sight may not play attack cards. Duration 1.

Speak no evil
boost/handicap
Trait. Attaches to yourself. You and characters within 3 may not play sonic cards. Duration 2.

Hear no evil
block
2+ Block any. If this card blocks a sonic card, draw a card.

Subject to change. I haven't given these much thought. I think it could be designed better.

 

Hear No Evil
Boost/Handicap
All characters within 3 squares of you, including yourself, cannot play or be affected by Assist cards.
Duration 2.
"Sprint, Team!....uh, guys?..."

 

Monkeys aside for the moment -

Card: We Be Trippin'!
Quality: Emerald
Rarity: Rare
Color Class: Assist
Attack Type: Magic
Damage Type: Unholy
Play Effect 1: Attach to target. Target's next 2 cards played gain Cantrip. Target draws a default move card. Cantrip. May self target.
Range: 6
Flavor text: You aren't ready for this. Trust me. - Leary of Springfield

 

Card: Purgestorm
Quality: Paper
Rarity: Uncommon
Color Class: Utility
Attack Type: Magic
Damage Type: Holy
Play Effect 1: Purge every character within 5 squares. Allies heal 2 per attachment removed. Unblockable.
Flavor text: This Rad idea hit me like a Firestorm! Ste. Curie the Previously Glowing

 

Card: Totally Not Overpowered Block
Quality: Fantastic (7/7)
Rarity: Uncommon, only available to <strike>cheating</strike>fun AI enemies!
Expansion: Basic
Color Class: Block
Reaction 1: Block any. Keep. Draw a card, and attacker discards their oldest card. Move attacker 2. Move 2. Take the blocked card into your hand. Apply any damage and effects to the attacker. If this card blocks magic, heal 8. Attach to attacker, Encumber 2, duration 2. Add 4 to the die roll if you are below full health. Add 2 to the die roll if you are below half health.Can block attacks from any direction. Attacker takes 5 Crushing damage. If this blocks a Melee card, create a random Melee Laser Attack and put it in your hand. If this blocks a Magic or Projectile card, create a random Magic Laser Attack and put it in your hand. Create another Totally Not Overpowered Block card and put it in your hand. Draw another card. Gain one VP. Your opponent loses 5 minutes from their clock. Draw one more card. The sentence "gg ez" is posted in chat. Your opponent loses 100 rating, 1000 gold, 100 pizza, and the most recently attained item in their collection. Draw two additional cards.
Chance: 83.3333%

 

Card: RNG Manipulator
Quality: Paper
Rarity: Rare
Expansion: New Age
Color Class: Assist,Block
Attack Type: Magic
Damage Type: UnHoly
Attack: 1
Range: 5
Duration: 3
Play effect 1: Attach to target. Discard after use or until triggered. If triggered, you can chose the number on the dice.
Flavor Text: God of RNG hates you? Hack his dice!